Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
"I need to pass this class"
*starts calculating what I need to get on tests and quizzes instead of actually studying for the class*
people who can plug a usb in on the first try must really have their life together
It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year,
can mean so much to you now.
It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year,
can be just a stranger now.
It’s amazing what a year can do
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone